Monday, 5 December 2011

No good deed goes unpunished

If you think that by buying girls gifts, stuff and food you will get some nice action, you are wrong.

The best way to win with girls is to be cheap.

Don’t wait for the occasion to prove your manhood to her and pay for her, instead, enjoy yourself and be fun to be around.

That’s what I’ve learned the hard way, there are no good intentions or good deeds that women will reward.

In fact, a lot of the so cold bad deeds will be highly rewarded.

Here is a little short story:

Once upon a time, there was a fantastic, great looking guy, me.

This guy picked up a nice looking princess, the bithch.

He thought to himself that he should behave like prince charming and that he should spoilt the bithc, sorry the princess I mean.

The first date, he bought her a coke and he complimented her.

The second date, he brought her some flowers.

The third date, there were no third date, she phones him and told him that she wants to be “just friends” with him.

That the first short story.

The second one:

There was a good looking, great and highly intelligent guy, me, who picked up this busty, nice looking girl.

They went for a walk, she asked him to buy her an ice cream, he said NO, and he teased her the whole way, he told her that she sold her self very cheap and that she will be an easy prey for other losers who are ready to pay for her.

She laughed and he didn’t pay a dime for her.

He went home thinking that she will never call him back.

He was wrong, she called when she arrived at home and told him that she liked him a lot.

Remember, no good deeds go unpunished with girls.

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