Bill hicks

Hey, how r u today?

Feeling good?

Great, nothing to discuss here about women, just some point of views about a recent thing I’ve watched.

Have you ever watched something of the stage comedian artist bill hicks?

If not, please go get rent in a minor, this guy is really hilarious.

I’ve long liked his black humor.

Are you a kind of bill hicks? Do you share some similarities with the man?

Here are some of the things he liked doing a lot:

He lived for his shows

He had no social life

He had no stable girlfriend

He smoked a lot

He wasted his health

He drunk a lot

He criticized every one and any one

He was funny though!

It’s not important what you are, what’s important is how you live this life.

You can be very normal and unknown to the public, but with yourself, you are a total hero.

Yes, you can become a hero, just get your social life, health, spirituality, financial and romantic life good and you will be a hero.

Bill hicks died of cancer in his thirties, and yes he will be remembered, but he aint here!

Take care of yourself.

The secret to surviving your first date

Someone left a comment the other day, anonymous comment, in fact, it shouldn’t be considered a comment, it was a question:

Here it is: “how can I survive a first date?”

Here is my answer:

First of all, let me congratulate you for your lack of manners, no His or hellos, no thanks, no bye….

What’s wrong with you man????!!!!

Second, let me congratulate you on asking this very important question (I’m not joking here, I really am congratulating you).

It’s a great question, but please, if you want to ask something, don’t be as our friend here, have some manners first.

To answer your question and to show that I’m not a robot writing this in a dark room at a famous university laboratory, paid by the US government, I’ll give you these few guidelines:

Don’t talk too much

Be neatly dressed

Don’t go to the date to achieve an objective (sleep with her for example), you should go there to have fun with her and to enjoy a nice evening

Don’t take her to an expensive place, just a pizza place you like or for a walk, you can’t imagine how women like walking with a guy on a date, it’s this freaking romantic image they all have.

Be decisive, don’t ask her to choose the place, be the one that does it

Pay for her, I’m against doing this all the time, you are not her slave, but for the times you invite her, you should be the one paying.

Be funny

If you do all these, you will be fine; in fact, you will do better than ninety nine percent of guys.

Here is a nice article about being fun and funny with women; I think it will do the trick:

http://www.howtoattractwomenhelp.com/How-to-tease-women-girlfriend.html

A simple solution for a very difficult problem

Do you read some Brian Tracey?

If you don’t, I want to urge you to start doing it whenever you have to possibility.

It’s one of the best motivational speaker out there and you must check out some of his human development books.

Here are my favorite ones:

Goals! And the psychology of achievements.

These two books will change your life, I’m certain of it.

I will tell you about something he talked about in goals!:

If a problem seems complicated, the solution may be very easy.

Look at these words for a second, they are so true.

A lot of the most difficult problems in our world today can be solved with the use of very simple solutions.

Let’s take for example the big and terrible issue of famine; people in some parts of the world don’t have what to eat on a regular base.

It seems that it’s a huge problem, however when you look at the solutions, one will appear to be very effective:

People in western societies can avoid eating meat for one day a month and this issue would be over once and for all.

If you take into consideration that it would take sixteen pound of grain to produce one pound of meat, then it’s very easy to see how it can be done.

http://www.peta.org/issues/animals-used-for-food/meat-wastes-natural-resources.aspx

One day a month isn’t much, you can eat a bean burrito instead of a beef burrito, and you can avoid chicken and eat a vegie corn dog….

This is the same with women, if you think that it’s too complicated, and then it is very easy to solve it.

Sometimes saying no is the best answer and solution.

No good deed goes unpunished

If you think that by buying girls gifts, stuff and food you will get some nice action, you are wrong.

The best way to win with girls is to be cheap.

Don’t wait for the occasion to prove your manhood to her and pay for her, instead, enjoy yourself and be fun to be around.

That’s what I’ve learned the hard way, there are no good intentions or good deeds that women will reward.

In fact, a lot of the so cold bad deeds will be highly rewarded.

Here is a little short story:

Once upon a time, there was a fantastic, great looking guy, me.

This guy picked up a nice looking princess, the bithch.

He thought to himself that he should behave like prince charming and that he should spoilt the bithc, sorry the princess I mean.

The first date, he bought her a coke and he complimented her.

The second date, he brought her some flowers.

The third date, there were no third date, she phones him and told him that she wants to be “just friends” with him.

That the first short story.

The second one:

There was a good looking, great and highly intelligent guy, me, who picked up this busty, nice looking girl.

They went for a walk, she asked him to buy her an ice cream, he said NO, and he teased her the whole way, he told her that she sold her self very cheap and that she will be an easy prey for other losers who are ready to pay for her.

She laughed and he didn’t pay a dime for her.

He went home thinking that she will never call him back.

He was wrong, she called when she arrived at home and told him that she liked him a lot.

Remember, no good deeds go unpunished with girls.